To worry, or not to worry
If you are reading this, then congratulations, you are currently halfway through the 7 th week of Januworry – one more to go. You have almost completed your atonement for the sins of December. No self-created affliction teaches you more about yourself than Januworry, you learn the kind of survival skills that urban legends are built on. At my age, Januworry is slightly different, different age groups Januworry differently – some worry more than others. I’ve even heard rumors that white people don’t Januworry at all. I’ve suffered three kinds of Januworry that I would like to share, get the popcorn, here goes. The three levels of Januworry Level 1 This type of Januworry is common in the early to mid-twenties, it is the repercussion of spending most of December sitting on top of a cool box and drinking as if alcohol is a food group. This is the type of Januworry that quickly cures FOMO and financial recklessness, once bitten twice shy. It is also the most curable