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Why girls are absolutely mental

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Time to talk about something important, nope not sex!! We will get to the birds and the bees later (Most of you know that stuff anyways). Let’s touch up on the stupefying marvels of genetic engineering that are GIRLS, chicks, shorties, cherries, uunona or whatever you call them. Never has anything besides calculus bamboozled my brain to such a magnitude that I felt that it would suddenly explode.  They are dangerous things those girls, I swear they have the capability to induce boys/men to do the improbable. Their effect is spellbinding at times, they have been getting us into trouble for years, just look at the beginning of recorded history. Adam was a smart man, but Eve was smarter and a lot more curious, result: girl gets boy into trouble. At times they are very sweet, caring, soft and vulnerable they then transform to absolutely bewildering in an instant, take feelings and emotions as a prime example. A girl can feel happy, conflicted, guilty and confused all at the sam