Chronicles of Fly

Guess who’s back, back again, Fly is back, tell your friends, to read my blog..guess who’s back, read my blog, guess who back *singing*. Yes, I am back. Did anyone miss me? Was anyone going to send out a search party?  Well in myself imposed blogging hiatus some things have happened, some better than others. Obviously Arsenal getting pasted by Man United was one of those, the gunners retaliated by buying 5 players, one who looks like he could hurt someone. Per Mertasacker is the first Arsenal defender since Tony Adams who actually looks like he could make Wayne Rooney his bitch. My favourite tattooed midfielder Raul Mereiless was poached by Chelsea (fuc**** C***s), excuse my language. But we still have Stevie G. The new look brave warriors even managed to win a game and look good at the same time, but best of all was Chrsysander Botha’s twinkle toe sidestepping through a sea of Fijian Rugby players at the world and did I hear Frans Steyn go “WTF? That Kotze guy can kick from 50...

More Filemon iiyambo quotes; How to live longer:   If you see two girls throwing shoes, slapping hands, pulling each others hair, trying to or Attempting punches at each other then don’t get involved coz it's probably a chick fight and chick fights are really dangerous. So just turn and run very fast in the opposite direction, don’t attempt to be a hero, heroes only live in movies in real life they get killed in chick fights. What happens after it's over: Me and my ex are friends, that means we once loved each other but now we love other people. _ George Jurgens Man of many talents: I am what people class as socially awkward, I have even been called "timid" (shy in French) .but all my friends say that I’m really nice, very thoughtful, hideously sarcastic and occasionally very funny... and apparently I listen pretty well. But I feel as though my greatest talent is being able to give out appropriately cool nick names. My track record speaks volumes. When you shou...

For those who know me, they would say that I have a funny quote for everything, sometimes it takes time before they get the joke but it's always funny. These are my views on; Sarcasm: Namibia seems to be obsessed with uniformity and sameness. One vambo get's a blackberry and they all get blackberries. One guy buy's a GTI   and they all by GTI’s, one stupid idiot knock's up his girlfriend and the rest all follow suit. One guy starts a group called “you know you are from the north if” and next day another starts “you are from the south if”.   Would it hurt to be different? cc(Alfredo hengari) Confession: Every day since the 3rd of July 2010 has been overwhelming for me, I really have been bent and stretched so much that I still don’t know how I wake up every day still holding it together, through homesickness, stress and heartbreak, don’t know how I am still sane, well I’m technically sane..Well all I know is. God is good; god is great, all the time , like all the t...

Tuesday night I went to Saint Germain de Pres and the place was tranquillity personified, no wonder Alfredo goes on about the place, on weekdays it’s quite a nice place to distress but it aint got nothing on the Corner (WHK Stand UP!). Enough of that! The reason I went there was to watch the second part of the penultimate showcase in the Harry potter Saga, The Deathly Hallows part 2. It was a bit too fast paced (goes to show, turning a book into a movie is not easy). Why am I only seeing it two weeks after it premiered? Well some of us have infinite stacks of data to assimilate and Master thesis’s to submit (I do work you know, all that constant face-booking is just a coping mechanism to kill the homesickness). Anyways to cut a short story even shorter, our dear Mr Potter Gives himself up, he plucks up the courage, holds his head high and walks towards death like it was an old friend, a lamb heading straight for the slaughter. He did not do it because he was crazy but because he chose...

My heart is laced with sadness due to the untimely passing of Amy Whinehouse, like I said on facebook ; if only she had gone to rehab (it worked for Britney spears). If only she could come back and we sacrifice Rebecca Black in her place, wishful thinking; I know! Even more sadness filled my heart when I read about the accident between Otjiwarongo and Okahandja that claimed the life of a young promising lawyer; these car accidents are becoming catastrophic because the talent that is lost due a moment of negligence can’t be replaced. But even that can’t compare to the sadness that absolutely engulfed me when I read Monsieur Alfredo Hengari’s article in the Namibian newspaper (Click here to read it) . What make’s it sting even more is that Mr Hengari is a self confessed Windhoeker, which only make’s his conclusions even more bizarre. Let me go and record and state that I have no problem with Mr Hengari expressing his views and opinions because he is entitled to it, but I take offence wit...