The Movement
The
Movement
A
short story by
Filemon
Iiyambo
Translation by U. Uatjiua.
“An
Owambo, a Herero, and a Damara walk
into a shebeen.” We all laughed at the absurdity of the joke. An Owambo and a
Damara, yes, that’s possible. They’ll probably be casing the joint,
familiarising themselves, so they can rob the place later. Aawambo and Ovaherero
don’t like each other, but no one knows why. The two tribes are indifferent
towards each other. There is not a person alive today who knows why.
The cashier, a blonde Afrikaner woman named Sannette
rings up our total. Just over N$6000. “Gaan
julle kampeer?” She asks if we’re going camping. We all nod. We’re going
camping all right.
We’re
packing the tent and the camping chairs into the boot of my maroon Dankie Botswana (Toyota Corrolla) when
the irony hits me, while looking at our reflections in the front windows of Outdoor Adventures. An Owambo, a Herero,
and a Damara. We’re a motley crew of tribal diversity in a tribalism fuelled
society, we’re outcasts who embrace each other. We share flaws and a common
vision.
There
are defining characteristics about us, things you just can’t miss. My unmistakably
large nose and Rebbeca Malope haircut. Dantago’s kinky porcupine like hair
and his abuse of the word ‘Oumes’, and Uetuzemburukisa’s
lanky frame. Uetuu’s 15 lettered
monster is an Otjiherero name, which
translates to: “You made us remember”.
But, how anyone is supposed to remember a name as long as that, is anyone’s
guess.
A
beggar walks up to Uetuu as she saunters to the passenger side of the car, a
thin frail wrinkled man who’s seen better days, he asks for a few dollars to
buy something to eat. There’s something about Uetuu’s gracefulness that just
makes people gravitate towards her, it ensnared me. Dantago rummages in his
pockets for change, Uetuu stops him. She opens the door, she hands him my lunch,
fish and chips. He gratefully accepts and walks away smiling.
Dantago
asks rather perplexed, “Why did you give away your boyfriend’s lunch? I have ten
dollars in coins in my pocket.”
Uetuu
smiles at him, that captivating smile that intoxicates. “You don’t know what he would’ve done with the ten dollars, he asked
for food and I fed him. He would’ve probably just bought booze with the money.
Plus, my boyfriend doesn’t like fish.” I nod, I always take her side.
“And
you know this how?” Dantago asks.
The
smile is gone, Uetuu goes to that place that she doesn’t like going, where she
holds the memories of her suffering captive. “It’s what I did, when I lived on
the street. Begged for money to buy food, and bought booze instead, to numb the
pain.”
An
awkward silence permeates, no one knows quite what to say. So we watch the thin
frail man stagger ahead, an impeccably dressed young man rushes out of Garden Towers, the City’s tallest
building. His designer threads scream ‘money’, his black Ranger Rover screams ‘Tenderpreneur’. His suit, shoes, and
watch probably cost more than the value of my car.
The
thin frail man holds out his hand, I hear the phrase, “’n bietjie geld om kos te koop, asserblief.” Some money to buy food, please.
“Gaan vra vir SWAPO!” Go
ask SWAPO! Tenderpreneur slams the door and drives off.
And
in that moment the inequality and ruthlessness of our society becomes apparent,
a side effect of worshiping at the altar of Capitalism and the free market. It
creates a system of haves, and have nots. The haves don’t concern themselves
with the plight of the have nots, they’re too busy trying to secure their
status at the top of the economic hierarchy. I start the car, Dantago sits in
the back and Uetuu is riding shotgun next to me.
I
pull out into late afternoon Windhoek
traffic, just as Lucky Dube starts
singing about his Dad and how he longs for him to remember him, wherever he is.
I realize that love is the only beacon of hope in this cold world we live in.
***
An
unruly gang of birds are singing their morning song, they’ve turned the storm
drain above our bedroom window into their personal amphitheatre. I lie propped
up on my elbow listening to 3 or so little birds in concert and Uetuu’s
breathing, music to my ears.
The
sun’s early morning rays illuminate the room, they dart through the blinds as I
watch her sleep. She looks lost in peaceful dream. I regard her, from the black
doek covering her hair, to where her
grey satin nighty disappears beneath the blankets. I watch her chest rise and
descend, there’s a rhythmic pattern to it – up, plateau, and then down. She’s
lying on her side, one arm tucked under her and the other selfishly clutching
the blanket. She’s a blanket hog, winter with her has been particularly cold. I
am tempted to push her bottom lip up to close her mouth. But, I decide against
it and I just watch, revelling in a simple pleasure – watching the love of my
life sleep.
I
begin to overthink as she starts to fidget. She’s starting to stir form her peaceful
slumber. Will we always be struggling to make ends meet? She’s just starting
out as a freelance Software Engineer, and I’m still another three years of
industry experience from the mythical promotion, the one that comes with a
holiday in Zanzibar type of salary. “Go to school,” they said, apparently for a
better life, sounds like political hogwash now, empty pre-election promises.
She
moves her arms as my thoughts go into overdrive. Will we always be renting and
paying off someone else’s mortgage instead of our own? We moved in together,
not only as a dress rehearsal for marriage, but, also to cut costs. The rental
albatross around our necks pulls us down. It weighs heavily on us, limiting our
financial freedom. No honeymoon in Zanzibar.
Will
our combined income one day be sufficient to surpass the bank’s minimum
threshold? 3 months ago, we sat in the home loan consultant’s office, holding
hands as he dashed our dream. The only way we can get a house is to jointly
apply once were married. The thought starts to worry me, will our life together
be continuous stress or bliss? Will our kids grow up in apartment complexes?
Will they ever have the joy of having a front yard to play in? Will a baby seat
fit in the back of the Dankie Botswana?
Her
Grandfather’s words start to play in my mind. “Omuambo mbuae, Omuambo ka
mundu.” An Owambo! An Owambo is not a
person. He was displeased at the family gathering, where I announced our
engagement – we’ll be married in 3 months. We broke tradition, he told me that
I should have sent my uncles on my behalf. I shrugged, I had no uncles left, my
father only had one brother, and he died the year before. To make it worse my
mother’s brothers are all politicians, so they’re not to be trusted. Uetuu’s grandpa took my reply as a sign of
disrespect.
He
stormed out, fuming. “Ovarumendu mbatakavara mouje mbui, tjiri opuo uahura
omuambo.” So many men on earth and you
chose to fall in love with an Owambo? I didn’t have to be fluent in
Otjiherero to know that he didn’t agree with his granddaughter’s choice.
Uetuu
could have cared less, the old man kicked her out of his house after her
parents died, so she really didn’t give a fuck. I’ll be surprised if he shows
up for the wedding. It will be a small affair at the magistrate’s office, more
cost cutting. No marriage can survive if the couple starts off in debt. I think
it’s the 5th law of thermodynamics or something, it is science.
My dad won’t be pleased either, but at least
he’ll be there. He is quite taken with Uetuu. But he wanted each clan to host
an elaborate feast, something both villages would remember for years. I still
remember him saying, “Ohango tahili mosaala? Otamusithandje oshoni aanona
yandje!” A wedding reception in a hall,
you bring shame on me my children.
But,
Uetuu and I decided a long time ago, that our priority is a home for our
children. Everything else is a waste of money in our eyes. Why feed the same
people twice?
Her
eyebrows flutter and her eyes slowly open. She mumbles, “Muzuverua uandje.”
My love. Morning breath and all. I sweetly reciprocate, whispering my response into her ear as I nibble on her ear lobe. “Omuholike gwandje.” My love.
My love. Morning breath and all. I sweetly reciprocate, whispering my response into her ear as I nibble on her ear lobe. “Omuholike gwandje.” My love.
She
moves into my arms and nuzzles against my chest, reminding me of why I love
mornings – death by cuddling.
***
Dantago
calls, I put him on speaker, and his distinctive bass resonates. “Andimba has been arrested.” I lick the
fat from the sausages Uetuu made for breakfast off my fingers. Neither of us
are surprised.
“Again?”
Uetuu says, a mouthful of scrambled eggs threatening to fall onto the table, I
frown. We’re alone, but etiquette is etiquette. I sense my hypocrisy as I lick
my fingers again.
“Yes,
no worries Oumes, I’ve already sent Lineekela
to spring him.” Dantago nonchalantly replies like springing misfits from jail
is something he does in his spare time.
Andimba
is my younger brother, he’s 2 years younger, but he doesn’t look his age.
Another arrest is not news to us. Andimba has a problem with authority,
particularly adhering to rules, of any kind. There are problem children turned
adults, menaces to society, general deviants, and then there is Andimba. His
revolts against bodies of authority go way back. In Kindergarten he was one of
those colouring outside the drawing and writing outside the margins type of
kids, ‘rebel by blood’ as our mom says. Something she blames on our uncles, she
calls all 3 of them ‘him dirty politician’. A word she heard once on TV in a
documentary about Jamaica. Never mind that it was about Reggae music.
In
my last year of Secondary School, He was expelled for refusing to wear a new
uniform, because the school changed the uniform without consulting the pupils.
The day after his expulsion, his whole class wore their old uniforms in
protest. And then the day after that, I helped him convince the senior pupils
to join the protest. The school quickly reversed its decision, teachers can’t
teach empty classrooms, since then, mass protests against bodies of authority
have been Andimba’s speciality. He’s skilled in making the power of numbers
count.
“So
what did he do this time?” I asked Dantago.
He
replies with alarm, “What? You haven’t heard of the land grabbing in Goreangab? Oumes! Which planet are the
two of you living on?” He continued. “It’s all over the news, and on social
media, it even made it onto Al Jazeera’s
Twitter timeline.”
Uetuu
and I look at each other, she gulps downs some coffee. She pulls her tablet
from its green sleeve, she does some wand waving moves with her finger, and she
shows me. A newspaper article, the stream of photographs shows thousands of
people with garden tools and wooden poles – clearing land. We leave the dining
table and turn on the TV. We sit on the cheap couch we bought last Christmas –
it was on sale. The NBC news reporter was engulfed in a swarm of landless
Namibians, it was chaos, a huge mass of people. I didn’t know that Windhoek
City had that many people in it. She points her microphone towards a middle
aged lady, and fires a barrage of questions about the land grab.
“Edu
eli oletweni atushe, aakulunhu vetu oveli kondjela.” This land is for all of us, our parents fought for it. Says the
short stubby lady.
Ironically
she’s wearing a ruling party t-shirt, mass defiance of government policy never
sits well with the political leadership, there’d surely be a finger waving
response from the upper echelons.
Uetuu
asks Dantago, “But, I thought the deadline was still two weeks away?”
Dantago
quickly responds, “I have it from my reliable police sources, that not a single
member of The Movement was involved
or even seen close to Goreangab.”
Uetuu
is puzzled, her brow knots in confusion, “But then why did they arrest him?”
Dantago
tries to explain. “My sources at Justice,
say that the minister pressured the Attorney General to get a High Court
interdict against The Movement’s planned nationwide land grab. So they’re under
the impression that The Movement violated the interdict. This has Porky Angala
written all over it.”
We
scream at him simultaneously, “Dantago! Speak English! What’s an interdict? And
who the heck is Porky Angala?”
A
long deep sigh comes through the speaker. “Honestly, do the two of you live
under a rock?” Dantago asks, exasperated. He explains that Porky Angala is the
new Minister of Justice, people call him porky, partly for his podginess but
mostly for his huge ego. And, an interdict is a prohibition order, issued by a
court informing the recipient that the action they are about to undertake is
illegal, and pressing ahead with it will result in legal action. Uetuu let out
a long, “Oh!” as though a light bulb had switched on above her head.
“Hold
on guys, Lineekela is here.” Says Dantago. We wait.
Lineekela,
Dantago’s overworked Personal Assistant started her usual stammering. “Bad news, I went to all the police
stations, they weren’t there. Rumour in Police HQ is that they were briefly
detained at Leopard Valley military base, and released earlier today. Their
phones are dead, no one has seen them. Seems like the movement has gone
underground.” She murdered the R in rumour twice. Strong rural background.
I
looked at Uetuu, she gives me the spill-the-beans look. “Dantago, bring
Lineekela and come over. My boyfriend will take us to Andimba.” This girl!
She’d be the end of me. It was like she was reading my mind, how could she tell
that I knew where The Movement was.
***
Aawambo
have a saying, “Ka kola kekulye.” You’ll
raise the hound that will bite you. The ruling party created the monster
that now haunts them: The Movement – a non-politically aligned protest movement
advocating for access to affordable urban land. Its radical, youthful, and
extremely ungovernable leaders were all in the ruling party’s youth wing, once
upon a time. They made too much noise about the lack of affordable housing and astronomical
rental rates, and they were pushed out. They formed The Movement and staged the
biggest public protests seen since the fall of Apartheid. They had the greatest
resource in a country polarised by economic inequality: they had the backing of
the youth, the landless and jobless youth. The ruling party preached patience.
The Movement were having none of it, they flooded local authorities with land
applications, and they laid down an ultimatum. If a solution wasn’t found
within 10 months, then they’d take the land, Zimbabwe version 2.0. That was 9
months and two weeks ago.
Andimba
joined them as their chief mobiliser, he was 4th in charge, behind
the 3 founders, or The Top Three as
they are known. Young professionals helped The Movement where they could.
Architects, Lawyers, Engineers, etc. Dantago and I lent a hand, Dantago bailed
them out of jail now and then, and was the legal eagle. I lent my expertise on
town planning and architecture. The Movement was the problem child that the
ruling party could not silence, and it seemed the day of reckoning had arrived
– two weeks early.
There
was silence in my car, except for Lucky Dube. He finishes the chorus to ‘House of Exile’ as I pull into the
parking area of Red Tiger Chinese restaurant.
We walk to reception, Uetuu holds my hand, and Dantago and Lineekela trail
behind us.
“Nín hǎo. Tùzǐ xiǎng xiàjǐng
dòngxué.” Mouths slowly open, eyes widen. Surprise all around.
“You
guys didn’t know that I spoke Chinese?” I asked. Head shakes and raised brows,
clearly I should have told them.
Annie,
the receptionist, raises the phone to her ear, she repeats my words. The rabbit wants to go down the burrow. Moments
later, a short Chinese man appears. He smiles.
“Mr
Chang.” I bow, he reciprocates. Respect and observation of protocol.
“Daniel son, call me Charlie.” Says Mr
Chang. We walk towards the Kitchen, he opens one of the huge doors, and he
looks back. He asks me, “Are your friends coming?” I look back and they’re
still standing at reception like statues. I yell at them, “Hello, are you guys
coming?”
Mr
Chang leads us to the back of the kitchen, we stand next to two freezer doors.
He opens the one on the left, two carcasses hang from huge hooks, the cold
tickles my bones. He leads us to a second door, with a key pad. I put in the
code. The door opens, and there he was. My little brother.
“Daniel.”
He says.
“Andimba.”
I reply.
Our arms lock in brotherly embrace, I notice
severe bruising above his left cheekbone. He’s definitely been roughed up. I
raise my brow, older brother concern. He shrugs, younger brother resolve, and
stupid pride.
Uetuu hugs him. “Kamwaina,” she says. She tries to rub his cheek, he moves his head
away.
“Suwara,”
he replies. A sly smile adorns his face, he hides his pain behind it. Uetuu
gives him the same concerned look, and he shrugs again.
Dantago
shakes his hand, and gives him a 3rd concerned look. Same response.
Finally, Lineekela offers a hug, she tenderly holds his face in her hands.
Making sure her fingers avoid his bruised cheek, as though she had done it
before.
“Table
or fist?” She asks. He swallows, then he slowly responds, “Neither, it was a
stray boot.” Lineekela looks like she might get emotional, clearly she’s pried
him from the hands of the law so many times that attachment has creeped in.
Dantago
cuts in, “You know what’s across the road right?” He’s worried, mostly because
the National Security Agency’s Headquarters is just across the road. Andimba
shrugs and tells him what ‘him dirty politician # 2’ once told us, that the
best way to hide something is to put it right under someone’s nose. Mr Chang
and ‘him dirty politician # 2’ are hands that wash each other.
Directly
in front of us is a long wooden table, it’s illuminated by four long bright LED
lamps attached to the concrete ceiling, numbers 1, 2, and 3 are seated facing 2
huge plasma screens. Three laptops are hooked up to the screens, the screens
display a topographic map of Windhoek City.
Number
1’s bald head glistens, his voice echoes off the concrete walls, “The elites
want to urinate on our mission and, our civil liberties.” He pauses to
highlight 3 areas on the map, surely that can’t be The Movement’s plan of
action? I ask myself. Number 1 continues, “We will show them whose testicles
are bigger.” Miniature soldiers pop onto the screen, they spread into Goreangab, Otjomuise, and Khomasdal extension
11.
I
look at Andimba, and he looks at me. We speak at the same time, “That’s a bad
idea.”
Numbers
1 swivels in his chair, his face becomes aggressive. “So you’ve finally found
your voice?” He stares at me, then continues, “I’m not going to take advice
from a pseudo zombie. Go back to the side lines, war is no place for
civilians.”
Andimba
tries to calm the simmering tensions, “We’re not at war. We’re all on the same
side here. We’re all bricks in the same wall.”
I
back my brother, “Only a fool refuses sage advice, you’re doing what the police
expect you to. It’s too predictable.”
Number
1 rubs his head, if only looks could kill, I’d be dead. The tension in the air
is so thick, you could cut it with a blunt knife. At that moment, numbers 2 and
3 both stand, they walk towards Andimba and me. Number 2 shrugs, as if to say,
“The pseudo zombie is right.”
Number
3 tries to talk sense into his leader, “Comrade, I would follow you anywhere,
but we’d be literally walking into a trap. Think with your head, not your ego.
My friend, listen to them.”
Dantago
and Lineekela remind everyone that numbers 1, 2, 3, and 4 have all been served
with a court interdict, it would be legal suicide. “Don’t take the bait.” Says
Lineekela. He seems to finally be getting it. If a mass land occupation is to
take place, then they would have to sit it out and let the masses fight the
system. Lineekela continues, “You want to make a statement, not incite violence.
You are activists, not terrorists, act like it!”
Number
1 rubs his beard, he asks, “What’s your plan Mr Architect?” I ask him how many
people he has at his disposal. My jaw drops when he says 6000, twice the number
of officers that the Namibian and City of Windhoek Police forces have.
I
ask Uetuu, Lineekela, and Dantago, “You guys want to go camping.” They smile,
the chess game had begun. I knew exactly how to get the attention of those in
the upper echelons, occupying vacant land wouldn’t annoy them, we needed to
bring the issue to their door steps.
***
“Checkmate,
oumes!” Dantago sports a smug grin as he takes my queen. He sits across me, in
his extravagant moon chair. I’m seated next to Uetuu, and Lineekela, in more
modest camping chairs. “Cheat.” I reply, as we put the chess pieces back onto
the board, which is balanced on one half of the cooler box. Uetuu is pedicuring
her toe nails on the other half, she’s layered them a spunky bright Orange and
is blowing them dry.
“You’re
such a sore loser.” Uetuu rubs my arm. I refute her assumption. “I am not, he’s
a former national champion. It’s a mismatch.” Her hand moves to my shoulder,
she proposes that we tag team Dantago, who smiles and laughs.
“You
let your girlfriend do your fighting for you as well?” Dantago pokes at my ego,
on purpose.
“Muzuverua,
mekuraisire, maturuisa otjiporoporo tjo, tarera uriri (My love, I’ll show you, we’ll take this punk down, you watch this space).”
Uetuu pulls her feet away and slides them into her sandals, Dantago tries not
to show it, but he knows it’s on! Lineekela whispers under her breath, “Iyaa,
Otoshi pewa nena.” You’re gonna get it
today.
The
game goes back and forth, Uetuu is about to check Dantago when Lineekela stands
up so quickly that it stuns all of us. Uetuu pulls at her, but she keeps
standing. The life starts draining from her face, and she points down the road,
we all look, and it’s terrifying.
Coming
up Coetzee Street is a platoon of
armed soldiers. They march slowly up towards us, flanking them is a sea of young people in a rainbow of t-shirts, all
with The Movement’s red star logo on the front. Operation Occupy the Suburbs, 3000 young people with camping chairs
and tents, waiting for the political elite to get home from their Saturday golf
outings. The other 3000
formed a diversion for The Police, who predictably poured into number 1’s
target areas as soon as the first tent was spotted.
The
sound of marching boots gets closer. I reach and pull Lineekela by the arm, I
motion her to sit down.
Dantago
speaks, “Oumes, you trust me right?”
I
respond, “With my life oumes!”
Which
in Dantago code means: ‘let me do the talking.’ Uetuu sits on my lap, and
reaches over to play, “Checkmate.” I realise that I don’t even like chess, but
Uetuu and Dantago are playing like a million dollars is at stake.
My
heart pounds, my palms start to sweat, I didn’t expect the fucking military! My
breathing starts to spike, Uetuu turns her head towards me, she can tell that
I’m nervous and she squeezes my hand to calm me down. I steel myself, I try to
put on a brave face. But, it fails as saliva and fear cascades down my throat.
We’re
surrounded by at least 20 soldiers, they stand around us. They part to let
someone pass in between them, now I realise why Lineekela was scared. Porky
Angala and his overextended waistline comes heaving and puffing towards us. He
throws sheets of paper at me.
“You
are in violation of an order by the high court.” He shouts at us.
Uetuu
picks up the papers scrunches them into a ball and hands them to one of the
soldiers, I can hear stifled laughter from a few at the back. “You’re
disturbing our chess game,” she says.
“The
military has no jurisdiction here Mr Angala, come back with the police.”
Dantago rubs it in, we all know the police have their hands full with the other
3000 youths.
It
struck a nerve, in a split second there are chess pieces flying as Porky kicks
the cooler box and knocks it over, spilling ice cubes and beer onto the
sidewalk. Before I can react, Uetuu is up, she swings at Porky and catches him
with a thundering clap, twak! It echoes, I’m sure even the dead heard it. It
sends him staggering backwards. More laughs from the back. The way Porky
clutches his cheek, it looks like she slapped enough arrogance out him to
remind him that he’s a mere mortal like the rest of us.
“Monyada
nu, monangarasi kutja matumutira po!” You’re
playing? You think you scare us? Uetuu snarls at Porky.
5
soldiers suddenly draw, 5 machine guns are pointed at my fiancée. I get up and
stand in front of her with my arms outstretched. Dantago mimics me. Foolish,
but they’ll have to get through me first.
I have never been this frightened in my life before, my left leg shakes.
Lineekela
stammers from behind us, “Everyone just, just calm down, there’s no need for
that.” She points downwards as if she’s willing the soldiers to lower their
guns. But they don’t, we’re in trouble. My eyes roam from the guns to Dantago,
is this how it ends?
Suddenly,
a voice booms out from behind me. “What is the meaning of this?” A thick
Afrikaner accent rings in my ear. A gate swings open and the largest white man
I have ever seen strides over and stands next to me. “Wat soek julle?” He asks. Porky hands him another set of papers,
he grabs them and throws them back at him. Five more soldier draw their guns.
“I
am Brigadier General Snyman of The Namibian Defence Force, you are
trespassing and disturbing my guests. Leave!”
Jaws
drop, we didn’t see this coming. A soldier comes striding through from the
back, he looks important, he has a golden star on his chest. He whispers to
Porky, whose face grows angrier and uglier by the second. I overhear bits and
pieces. Snyman is 3rd in charge of the army, Dantago’s name pops up,
they know he’s the Prime Minister’s son, and it turns out that Porky thinks
that I am Andimba. Snyman coughs, and the guns are slowly lowered. The platoon
starts their slow march down Coetzee road. Defeated and slightly humbled.
We
turn to look at Snyman, he bends down to pick up a can of beer. He opens it and
takes a swig. “Ah, lekker koud!”
Uetuu stretches out her hand to shake his.
“Thank
you General Snyman.” She smiles at him. That smile that steals souls.
“Oh,
no need to thank me. It’s lucky that they’re a stupid bunch.” He laughs, and
burps.
Uetuu’s
brow knots, confused mode. “Why? You are a General in the army, right?”
Snyman
responds, “I am. Actually, I was. I’m retired, I left the army 2 days ago.”
We
all laugh, the retired General asks for another beer and heads back into his
house, leaving us stunned on the stoep.
Lineekela screams, we all turn towards her, she flashes her humongous phone in
our faces. A breaking news video appears on screen. A bald news reader reports.
“President engages The Movement.
President Gowaseb and Prime Minister Gurirab have begun a closed door meeting
with the leaders of the protest group The Movement. Details are sketchy but we
can confirm that the President has called off the Police forces and the army,
and The Movement has promised to recall its massive number of protestors. It
appears as though the government has agreed to meet the protest movement
halfway and avail land for urban housing.”
End.
About the Author
Formerly an
over-qualified geologist, who couldn’t make it as an engineer. Then a reluctant
underground miner, who used to dodge falling rocks for a living. Now a starving
writer masquerading as an entrepreneur, dreaming of the day that my art pays my
bills.
People call me weird, I
think they’re jealous because the little voices don’t talk to them. Grammar
Nazi in training, aspiring author (The wordsmith of Oshikuku), advocate for
sarcastic humour, and a believer that jelly babies are the answer to world
peace.
Funny words and
what they mean.
Doek – head tie.
Kamwaina
– Little sibling.
Lekker
koud – Nice, cold.
Oumes
– Friend (buddy).
Tenderpreneur
– ‘entrepreneur’ whose majority source of revenue is dubiously acquired from
government tenders.
Twak – loud Clap.
Stoep
– Area in front of house (leading to front door), usually paved with
interlocked bricks.
Suwara
– In law (said to a fiancée by the in-laws and vice-versa).
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soek julle – What are you looking for? (Speaker to a group of people).
Nice piece man fly,creativity is beyond measure.
ReplyDeleteThanks, glad you enjoyed it. There is more to come.
ReplyDeleteFly, I am amazed by your creativity in coming up with this piece, it deserves a round of applause. You got so much talent, please don't let it go to waste. If one day you manage to publish a book, I will for sure get a copy or two or three for my small library. Keep up the great work. Blessings..
ReplyDeleteLol@ Porky Angala. I enjoyed it. I want more!
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